Chaotic scenes…..Muthalik on his way to court….being charged for masterminding the pub attack in Mangalore…..his ram sena was forming a throng around him….waving pink…errr….saffron banners…..Muthalik utterly confused….all he did was protect Indian culture….a culture where we respect women….that is why he had sent his goons to beat up those women in the pubs.
Karunanidhi stuck in traffic……he had heard about Muthalik’s army of monkeys…the sri ram sena….and he was coming to the court to take up the sethu samudram issue with them….to check if these monkeys had indeed built the bridge to Lanka….but the traffic snarl was so bad that traffic had come to a standstill……there were no cops around to control the situation
The cops were engaged in a deadly game of one upmanship with the lawyers of the city…..the lawyers had drawn first blood by burning a police station…
The lawyers in Bangalore had joined their brethren in Chennai…who were attacked by police for having burnt up a police station in the Chennai high court….but the lawyers had a perfectly valid reason behind doing this…..they were seeking US intervention in Sri Lanka….and what better way to seek their intervention than hurl stones and burn stations
Nisha Susan…fresh from her pink chaddi campaign….was planning on doing a follow up story….on how the metrosexual man was facing wardrobe malfunction…because of the shortage of pink underwear….she had lined up guest interviews with Saif Ali Khan and Ranbir Kapoor….but she too was getting delayed because of the traffic….but being the ever-enterprising journalist…she spots Karunanidhi in the traffic jam….and walks upto him and starts an interview…..
Spotting this…the culturally enhanced blood of Muthalik starts boiling….out of the saffron err...blue a priest pops out….Muthalik walks upto Nisha….and forces her to tie the knot with Karunanidhi….not for Muthalik inter sex mingling in public….
